Wednesday, May 9, 2007

installing love

Installing Love
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.

Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh my god samraa!!!
i loved th conversation
u made it up or u found it somewhere?whatever it is awesome
i enjoyed reading it a lot
i stopped infront of every sentence and thought about it
it touched me specially when it was saying u have the basics but u should connect with other hearts to geat the upgrade
i think we can learn from this is to be open about different posibilities and not to limit ourselves and think we r living alone in this world
as it is said we should connect with other hearts to keep our heart working
i also enojoyed reading the part when it said u have to love yourself before you love others
we always hear this phrase or read it and dont take notice of it but it is true actually
cause simply how can we be able to give love to someone if we cant love ourselves
one of my friends once told me girls likes to be with confident girls if u r not confident she wont like u
she is right ,if i have zero confidence and im not sure about myself how can someone be sure about me
thank u samraa for your inspiring posts,posts that make the one thinks .
with my best regards and respect :-)

kasber said...

هل إن كتبت باللغه العربيه ستبدو الكلمات غريبه ووحيده
أو ربما ستحاول الحروف التواصل معك ربما تجدسبيل هي الأخري أو برنامج يقاوم أختلاف المفاهيم و المشاعر يعالج الفيرس الذي يصيب المشاعر
كتابتك رائعه و مختلفه...وقاتله أحيانا
وغزيره
ربما تصنعين نهرا من الكلمات فتعود الارض واحده
كما كانت قبل زحام الأختيارات
لا تتوقفي أبدا ما لم تصنعي نهرا

kimo said...

nice very nice

Samraa said...

dear kasber....
u know how much i admire ur every word....
its not lonesome...never....i love it.
but honey,its so mysterious what uve commented....why?
why is my words kill?....
all i can say,we can never put a program to control our feelings,like how u always say...i understand that...
other than this i totally missed the meaning here...would u enlight me a little?
with love
R_J
Ps:am greatful u FINALLy considered commenting on my page.....thxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
would u do that ,always?

Samraa said...

kimo
Thank u,very much

Samraa said...

dear A7
am not that good to make such a conversation :)
am glad u like it...
i agree with your friend,we tend to like confident ppl,coz it kinda reflect on us....n makes us feel confident n privilledged as well....
but for me i would love some one who loves me for my bads,n my weakest points....to see who really iam ....
to hold me n stand by me....someone who can make me know they love this weaknesses....n makes me want to change,,,for them..
:)
nways this convo made me think alot as well,so am just sharing it with u guys....

Anonymous said...

samraa
dear
i agree with u cause i do think the same i would love the one who loves me to love me for my bad traits before my good ones and not keep on trying to change me to suit a picture in her mind of an ideal person she wants to be with
someone who can make me always look at the positive face of life and dont take me down to depression but always tryin our best together to be good
like u said to stand by me ,who love me for whom iam not for whom she wants me to be
my best regards to you my dear:)))